Wowie Kazowie is an expression used to express great surprise and wonder in response to a mind-boggling statement.
Linda: “Bob there’s something I need to tell you.”
Bob:” And what would that be, sweetie?”
Linda: “I’ve been cheating on you with joe”
Bob: “Wowie Kazowie!”
Bob:*jumps off cliff*
Linda: “wait no it was for a meeeeeeeeme...”
This is a sex act often used when intoxicated. You begin by inserting your fist in your partners ass. Then you proceed to pull their hair while pulling your fist out of their rectum. Lastly, you punch them square in the face with your shit covered fist. And there you have it, a Wowie Ali.