whittling a wooden dick 

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

whittling a wooden dick by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick 

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

whittling a wooden dick by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Whittling party

A term for an Orgy.

"Didn't mean to interrupt yer... whittling party."

Whittling party by TheRealSneke October 26, 2025

Hippie Whittling 

Slang for the act of scraping resin from a bowl or bong.

Dude, I couldn't get a hold of my connect last night so I had to do some hippie whittling to get by.

Hippie Whittling by Whiskey Warlord October 9, 2010

turd whittling 

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.

I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.

turd whittling by URSALT August 17, 2020

Whistling up a pig’s ass 

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

Whistling up a pig’s ass by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

whistling skinflaps 

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

whistling skinflaps by WKid May 24, 2006