White Castle 

1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.

Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!

Russell: I was at White Castle.

Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.

Family Guy: Why?

Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.

Bob: Write up.

White Castle by sextoaster December 17, 2004

White Castle 

A place where you eat these small greasy hamburgers and get terrible gas.

White Castle by Joe August 3, 2003

White Castle 

White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.

The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.

The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.

No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.

There is even a movie about White Castle.

White Castle by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004

white castle 

a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.

white castle is a rare, hard to find, shitty place.

white castle by online handle August 28, 2006

White castle 

This is the action of where a nerd,plays with multiple nerds down in his mothers basement with a dungeons and dragons board. When one nerd gets the "black dragon" card,they then have a massive ejaculation spraying everynerd at the table,thus getting the poster in the back of them of a castle,thus called,white castles

"DUDE BLACK DRAGON!!!"
"holy shit dude thats the 6th time,im only a level 4 dungeon mage"
"awww not a white castle

White castle by Galen (hi brian) January 8, 2008

White Castle 

When you have sex with a girl while upside down, and then while she is upside down, performs fellatio on a second male. it's like a castle.

You: "Did you hear about the threesome I did a few days ago?"

Friend: "Oh, the one where you did a white castle with your roommate and his girlfriend?"

You: "Yeah, it was fucking nuts."

White Castle by Ninja6781 July 25, 2010

White Castle 

When you build a sand castle on some girl's tits and then, when finished building, proceed to Tittyfuck her, covering the castle in your cum. Thus, a white castle.

Guy #1: I went to the beach with my girlfriend last night.

Guy #2: Really? What'd you two do?

Guy #1: I gave her a fucking White Castle that's what we did!

Guy #2: Oh shit! That is aaaaawwwwwwwweeeeesssssoooommmmeeeeee!

White Castle by DarknessOni69 January 27, 2009