whippets piss Share definition Flag A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck. I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss. whippets piss by Closet Northener December 26, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the whippets piss mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch