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wall walloping 

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped
Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"

wavioning 

Named after the immortal Wavion. Wavioning is to fool others on the Fark Photoshop Forum to click on something that appears to be informative, by using current events and masked links. With a 95% success rate, and 100% chance of it being a Rick Roll.
I haven't tried wavioning anyone yet, but when I do, they're gonna SHIT.

past tense: You Got WAVIONED.

1337: WAVIOWN3D
wavioning by srvbhud December 8, 2007
Walking while crying and craving the emotional retreat of alcohol.
My girlfriend just dumped me, again. I'm walning home as we speak.
walning by mjdred11 August 14, 2009

wallowing 

to mope around after someone breaks up with you.
she sat around eating icecream and wallowing after her boyfriend dumped her for her firend
wallowing by mar-i-92 January 1, 2008

wilsoning 

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway
"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"
wilsoning by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015

Waltzing Piss Ant 

An obnoxious, posturing, overbearing person of the piss ant mentality.
Look at that gottdamned waltzing piss ant!
Waltzing Piss Ant by fonspa November 1, 2010