waking up pregnant 

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys

Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.

waking up pregnant by preggoleggo June 11, 2011

Waking up gucci on my pjs 

A song by Tydus Talbott that integrated into a Meme That TikTok is gonna ruin.

J: Hey that girl texted you Nolan: Waking up gucci on my pjs

Waking up gucci on my pjs by Cupcakebackpack April 4, 2023

Waking up in beast mode 

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.

Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!

Waking up in beast mode by samthegreater October 26, 2011

waking up Irish

When you wake up still drunk from the night before.

I must've been really drunk last night because I woke up Irish this morning.

Mary was tired of her husband waking up Irish so she shot him.

Don't get too drunk tonight, no one wants to wake up Irish.

waking up Irish by pseudonymouslyarriffic April 2, 2011

waking up tongan 

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

waking up tongan by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Folgers in your Cup!

Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.

The Best Part of Waking Up by FireballX301 May 8, 2005

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Peepa in your butt!

Can be used when waking up both men and women, sing them a little jingle. "The best part of waking up, is peepa in your butt!"

The Best Part of Waking Up by Wan Lee March 19, 2010