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A queer person; usually a girl that is obsessed with ugly animals like chinchillas. A vise is usually about 4 feet tall and ugly as a shart. Also, they usually copy people and take myspace pictures that make people throw up in their mouth. They also think they are cool no-it-alls.
Ashley is such a vise!
Vise by Matthew SHerwood November 6, 2008
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Something to use for a crutch to an actual problem
Alcohol was Imber's main vise
Vise by DessMarie May 11, 2022

vise grip 

When your fucking your girl an about to pull out an she wraps her legs around you so you cum inside of her an she has you locked down for life
I was fucking a girl I just met an I went to pull out an she vise griped me because I have money.... now my life is over
vise grip by alaska899 October 19, 2015

Vise President 

(n.) 1: a term created to refer to the vice president of a cat fanclub. It first came in use when a teenager made an error while spelling, and has since become a popular term.

2: can also be used to refer to someone with minimal intelligence
"I'm the vise president of Coco's fanclub!"
"Cool"

"You're a vise one"
"Mean"
Vise President by thaliayeet July 11, 2021

vise versa

“ ain’t yo name lani ? “yeah it’s mulani tho “ vise versa !
vise versa by aultralush June 13, 2024

velvet vise

Kenny finally had sex with Katie. At first, he didn't really like her, but now he's caught in the the velvet vise.
velvet vise by E.H.H. December 1, 2007