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Vertical Smile 

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.

vertical smile denial 

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick
Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

French kissing the vertical smile 

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.