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Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
Venis The Micro Penis by Gar Grim January 12, 2019
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Most caring, honest and loyal kind of person. She possesses many ways of loving any person that shes come into contact with. The way she moves through life is graceful, uncanny and with poise. To have her as a friend, wife, lover or family member is a true blessing. To have her is to keep her.
I wish I was a Venisa.
Venisa by Venisa December 21, 2016
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One who believes the Jules Vernes work was based on fact, not fiction
Jimmy was a strong vernian, like his father.
vernian by nsnlover4lif November 21, 2013

male varnish 

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner
"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"
male varnish by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008
A Venisse is a person who is caring, fun, and lovable. They always know how to make you smile. They have a bubbly personality and are very beautiful and cute. A Venisse lights up a whole room when she walks in. A Venisse is hard to find so if you have a Venisse in your life hold on to her tight. Have her back because you know she will always have yours!
That girl is so beautiful and kind, she must be a Venisse!
Venisse by Definethis.com May 15, 2021

Verniggular 

Slang terms that originate in the black community but make it into general usage, especially among suburban white kids.
"Homey" originated in the hood, but quickly made it into the verniggular.
Verniggular by TheyCallMeElJefe February 23, 2009
The name Venish is legendary he is generally described as a beast who is from a Fijian decent. Venish the very rare name is just pure awesomeness. do not argue with his answers.
DAMN your names Venish AWESOME!!!

awesome beast legendary Fijian rare name
venish by blackninja94 November 9, 2010