Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).

These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.

Windows variables by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

frozen mixed vegetable cocks by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

Vegetables hulk 

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this

Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

Vegetables hulk by Flamango subscribe to Flamango April 16, 2020

Vegetable Lasagna 

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!

Vegetable Lasagna by Penny P August 15, 2008

constants and variables 

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

constants and variables by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018

vegetable 

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

vegetable by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

wedding vegetables 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

wedding vegetables by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007