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I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL
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Usedtocould 

v. I once was able to, but not any longer. I used to be able to do that.
I usedtocould fist a wallago, but then my anus fell out.
Usedtocould by Kody Ballshine November 21, 2003

Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO 

Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live

Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy
Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax

Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy
A sexually transmitted disease that only afflicts USB drives. Usually a result of sticking the tip of the USB in too many slutty computer ports.
Dude, I lost all my files due to a major USTD.
USTD by aaldag94 November 17, 2016

Con used 

The next step of confused. A state of being where person is lost, drunk, distraught or so unaware of life and whats going on that simple functions or thoughts are disabled.
I was so con used when I woke up on the side of the road and dind't know where I was.
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Man, I thought my babies daddy loved me but now hes gay, this is so con using.
Con used by Lesbian Sarah December 3, 2007

You'll Get Used To It 

This is used when someone gets sad/frustrated from failing something or getting a bad event over and over
Ex1:
Person 1: I keep on missing my shots!
Person 2: You'll get used to it
Ex2:
Person 1: My wife cheated on me again!
Person 2: You'll get used to it

gently used 

On Craigslist, eBay, and no end of similar sites, "almost worn out."

From a CL post:

"This is the trendy term used to describe all items sold on CL. WTF? Did you never plop into bed or lay on the couch? No, of course not, this is CL where you "gently used" your shit, but it's somehow thrashed out when I come over and look at it. Oh and my personal favorite is the seller who takes the same fucking picture 15 feet away four times. No closups, no brand/model names and of course, no phone or location. The toilet paper I just flushed down the drain is gently used, but your couch and loveseat look like shit."

Only used panties, shoes, stockings, etc, are sold as "well worn," which in that case, means the original sales tags have been removed.
FOR SALE: Gently used sofa.

Less than six years old. Mustard yellow with avocado floral design. Some fabric missing from cushions (it was our kitties' favourite!). $500.
gently used by K.M. Mennie August 28, 2006