ubisoft

A company way in over there head, Always aspiring to make new and interesting games but fucking them up and ends turning them into freemium games you have to pay for.

"The new assassins creed looks good."
"Yeah but ubisoft will some how fuck it up."

ubisoft by Ben Dover Ans-predem. May 17, 2017

Ubisoft

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Ubisoft by Ollie :) July 17, 2019

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM. 

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Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM. by verb8m August 6, 2018

ubishafted 

The act of being a victim of Ubisoft's odd servers

Did you here about the servers getting shut down?
Yeah, the dumb servers ubishafted me.

ubishafted by Quix Skate March 15, 2017

Ubisoft

A game developing company that has hurt the lives of Jager and Bandit mains. Also, has nerfed the ever living shit out of Blackbeard.

Hello my fellow Jager mains, it has been about 4 months since i lost my ACOG and i have decided to revolt. Bandit, Blackbeard, and I have decided we must all revolt to get our original gadgets back. Join us and we shall prevail. We make Ubisoft give them back.

Ubisoft by _Tachanka_ May 10, 2018

Ubisoft

Another way of saying you have a micro-penis.

Babe, before we do it, I have to tell you something... I'm Ubisoft...

Ubisoft by ThatOneGayTelletubbie May 6, 2018

Ubisoft

A once respectable game developer that used to make classic games such as Rayman, Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6 and so on. Now they are Xbox 360 hugging assholes who don't give a shit about the best gaming platform, the PC. They delay games on a PC months over the 360 version and don't even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in Double Agent and Vegas.

Fuck Ubisoft, I am sick of their bullshit with PC games. This once great gaming developer lost all my respect. I am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those fuckers a message, and as should you. Tired of being dicked around on a PC? Sick of unoptimized delayed console ports? Then pirate the shit out of their games.

Ubisoft is now on par with EA as money-making corporate cuntrags who don't give a shit about gamers, as long as they push out their games for the most popular system at the time.

As seen with GRAW 2, Double Agent, and Vegas, they rather just spit out shitty delayed ports to shut PC gamers up than to actually spend time reworking it for Windows.

Ubisoft by bewareoblivionisathand March 9, 2007