tysoned 

1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him

Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC

tysoned by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011

Mike Tysoned 

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

Mike Tysoned by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020

Tysonite 

Someone who is an avid follower, fan, or believer of Neil deGrasse Tyson, the famed science popularizer and astrophysicist.

After watching his epic show, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, I became a Tysonite!

Tysonite by mhhyoung May 9, 2014

tysoned 

To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.

*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.

"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"

tysoned by smahk April 28, 2021

Tonated 

To be highly intoxicated. Combination of tore-up and annihilated.

I woke up this morning in some random dude's bed and I have no clue how I got there. I must have been tonated last night!!

Tonated by ewest October 30, 2008