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mud turtle 

A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.
G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.

mud turtle by T-Pain Mac October 9, 2008

mud turtle 

A slang term to describe a poop.
"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".
mud turtle by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011

Mud Turtle 

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd
My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.
Mud Turtle by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Mud Turtle 

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
Mud Turtle by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

mud for my turtle 

Getting laid
After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

Getting Mud for the Turtle 

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.
I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.