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Tupelo Meerkat 

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.
Tupelo Meerkat by McCargo January 15, 2009
Related Words
tupe Tupelo Tuper tupee tupence Tupeni TUpeds Tupeing tupek Tupelo, MS
"I'm getting my Tuper removed on Sunday"

"I still have my Tuper"

"In many cultures, the Tuper is often removed from the male's penis"
Tuper by Intellectofwords June 28, 2022
A single story house typically found in the South and examplified by Elvis Presley's home in Tupelo, Mississipi
Elvis Presley lived in his tupelo with his parents and siblings.
tupelo by BlahblahBlackSheep December 31, 2014

Uncle Tupelo 

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.
Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.
Uncle Tupelo by False Aorta January 18, 2015

tupelo lunch 

Tupelo lunch is also known in the homosexual world as the whole package, all the meat and potatoes, the dick and the balls.
I hate that guy so bad I fed him a tupelo lunch.
tupelo lunch by popo08 December 19, 2011
A guy thats butt hurt for not getting ginger on his dick
This Tupelo managed to get this gingers number but is butt hurt because he cannot score some ginger on his dick
Tupelo by Adester October 28, 2012