Tostito Toss

The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot,

sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in Brad’s mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. He gave me the old Tostito toss.

Tostito Toss by Bleeding disorder January 3, 2024

The tostito tango 

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.

The night was going well until I gave her the tostito tango.

The tostito tango by Dr.whan February 18, 2018

national tostito day 

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

national tostito day by hailey loves you June 27, 2020

Ecuadorian Tostito 

A sex position where you have sex with her doggy style, pull out, finish in a panema hat, put it on her head, and then recite obscure lines from Beavis and Butthead.

"I just had kinky sex with my husband's boyfriend's girlfriend and gave her an ecuadorian tostito!"

Ecuadorian Tostito by Goober goober rocking April 2, 2025

Totito 

Puerto Rican slang for tight or small vagina. This is derived from adding the post-fix "-ito" (meaning small) to the Spanish word for pussy, toto. This is often used in an intimate setting.

A totito is a real good thing for a girl to have.

"te hago venir hasta que el totito se te aprieta" - Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny
Translated: "I make you come until you squeeze your tight pussy"

Andrea is thicc and real shy, you think she has a totito to go with it?

Totito by sgt.swordfish October 8, 2017

This is for all the Tostitos 

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.

Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"

This is for all the Tostitos by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011

Tostitos 

a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!

oohh my god! i love hat tostitos!

Tostitos by ToStiTo'sz December 15, 2007