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hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking 

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

Bop the Top and Drop the Slop 

"Masturbate and ejaculate." Humorous reference to male masturbation (and it's messy aftermath).
Man, no wonder Jimmy took so long in the shithouse. He had to bop the top and drop the slop.

Top and tail 

a sleeping arrangement involving two people with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. Often proposed as a precursor for surprise sex where the other party is unwilling.
i asked her if she would mind a top and tail but she said she did mind. I guess I'll have to make to with a hand shandy on the couch again.
Top and tail by HonestJamie June 2, 2015

Top and a bottom 

In a gay or lesbian relationship, there will often be a top and a bottom. The top, is the more out going one when going "it", and the bottom is the shy one.
There is a top and a bottom to a gay relationship
Top and a bottom by The lesbo November 30, 2020

TOP AND DROP 

The act of getting top from a male or female then bringing them to the middle of a large body of water and dumping them so that the body won't be found. The act of murdering the person is implied sometime between meeting them and dumping them.
Yo Jay, I did a dope top and drop this weekend, wish you were there to help.
TOP AND DROP by Daddy Ethy February 9, 2022

top and rail 

Top and rail is when you top and tail in a bed but then things get steamy
Yo how was it sharing a bed with Stacey?
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*
top and rail by Daisy89 September 23, 2022