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a person who is flashy but worthless, similar to what a tool is.
Derrick thinks he is a pimp, but he's really a tinsel.
tinsel by Verum September 4, 2008
Emma/joey/ryan is a tinsel
Tinsel by Devante_bmx December 24, 2015
Elf slang for cool or awesome, popularized in the Christmas movie Prep & Landinig
This job is sooooo tinsel!!!!
Tinsel by Jezij December 18, 2018
Tinsel is a newly discovered language believed to be used hundreds of years ago. Not much is known and scientists are still trying to learn the alphabet.
"They are who we are assuming spoke the language of tinsel"

"Wow you know Tinsel?"
Tinsel by Tired Man's End February 4, 2025

Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

tinsel dick 

A very small dick
Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard
tinsel dick by Jim lahey July 18, 2014