thumbed crusader 

A popular, mythical creature from sexual exploit folklore fame who fights for the rights of digital date dwellers.

The thumbed crusader added another notch to his thumbnail after nailing a hot bleached blond (arse).

thumbed crusader by Hamroll November 17, 2006

thumbed crusader 

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.

"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."

thumbed crusader by Hamroll November 30, 2006

thumbed out 

when you are tore up that you look like a thumb. with your head tilted back.

aric looked thumbed out after being awake for 3 days.

thumbed out by erkofdark September 10, 2018

thumbed crusader 

One who repeatedly inserts his digit into a womans ass. Will often bring out the thumb on a first date meaning that a second date will usually not occur

Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.

thumbed crusader by -LJW- November 11, 2008

thumbed me up

A British way of saying you were fingered.

Prince Harry thumbed me up good last night. I couldn't stop orgasming!

thumbed me up by CrumpetsAndHighTea December 16, 2016

finger thumbed 

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.

BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.

finger thumbed by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010

one-thumbed whore 

a brown haired slut who has no fingers with the exception of one thumb and is going nowhere in life. she will typically have a bastard child.

"oh my god... Sarah is such a one-thumbed whore."

one-thumbed whore by TJH1365 November 17, 2007