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The Wiggles

Members of a Star Trek cult trying to brainwash kid's by using a tv show. This cult spread fast because all American children do is sit, watch tv, and eat cake.
Kid A: Wanna watch The Wiggles?

Kid B: Sure I'll bring some cake.
The Wiggles by skull zap March 15, 2008

the wiggles

A dangerously gay group of australian men who, for some reason, have a show that is strangely funny and appealing to 1-3 year old children. Now they make millions of dollars. gay
Damn, the wiggles are on again.
Jesus, he is gayer than all of the wiggles put together. And that's hard.
The wiggles are speedballs for small children.
the wiggles by Stuart's friend April 19, 2005

The wiggles

That man got kicked, oh... right in the wiggles.
The wiggles by Buckfoy December 1, 2019

the wiggles

A group of very gay australian men who seem to entertain the hell out of toddlers and infants. they wear bright, vibrant shirts and most likely butt fuck eachother allll niiiight looooong.
Those Wiggles are like crack for toddlers!
the wiggles by Stuart April 17, 2005

The Wiggles

Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.
In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his ‘The Wiggles’ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.
The Wiggles by Typus June 6, 2005

The Wiggles

Four dancing, outrageously flamboyant millionaire Australian pedophiles/faggots who you wish painful death upon when you see, and wonder why they are allowed to be seen by children, but more, you wonder what dumbfuck parent takes their kids to see the wiggles, OR what retarded kid WANTS to watch the Wiggles. If you think Barney is bad, you ain't seen anything. This show has pink in every scene. These guys SCREAM homosexuality, and the people who think its "oh it's just what makes kids happy" ARE GAY TOO. AND Stupid. Most likely picks up on tons of hot, single moms too (Hey, they probably dig the mommy ass just as much, most faggots do), and makes millions of dollars writing songs with lyrics like "Do the Monkey!" when a kid in a Monkey Suit comes out, on a neverending quest to put subliminal sexual ideas in children's minds, while you slave away for your food.
Don't you idiots understand, the Wiggles are damned pedophiles!! They are there to encourage children to act like them!!! When the part of the "Children's version" comes on, they ACT JUST LIKE THEM!!! The animated dancing Mexicans part is trying to promote homosexuality!! Wake the fuck up! If you can't see it blatantly, you're retarded.
The Wiggles by exposerofpedos August 24, 2008