The Waltons 

An awesome show from the 1970's, which captures true family values, rather than that of the 2000's which is all about "ME." Where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. I am only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than the Waltons

Typical teenager: Hey did you see Dane Cook on SNL last night?

Me: Naaw dude, I watched the Waltons.

Typical teenager: What the hell is that?

Me: (Shows a 3 minute clip of the show)

Typical teenager: Wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.

Me: (Rolls eyes) Whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn't be as hateful today if we didn't have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.

Typical teenager: F*** off you faggot!

Me: (Thinks nothing of it because I don't care what people think)

The Waltons by JanitorWithAnAxe July 14, 2011

The Walter 

Receiving a HJ while using the toilet; similar to a blumpkin, but with a manual component.

She wasn't up for a blumpkin, so I asked for The Walter to ease her into it.

The Walter by thewalter02 November 13, 2012

The Waltham Shuffle 

To move about from place to place. Specially when in Waltham, broke, between jobs, and between housing.

Did The Waltham Shuffle when between jobs. Out of theMansion, first stop,Mickey-D's or may be the Common Grounds. After a while, ready for a nap at the gay church near moody(might take a nap at the library.) Already dinner time? 'tis time to go to the Cantina on Moody (not far from the gay church). First real meal of the day, ready to go to the Mansion....9 0'Clock..

The Waltham Shuffle by Braindread December 20, 2008

The Waltz

The physical manifestation of sex, drugs and rock and roll in a person or persons.

"Dude, I got some coke, barely any cut, let's take it to Joan's house and do the waltz!"

"Man, everyone at the concert was getting their waltz on."

The Waltz by Smokestack420 February 22, 2010

the waltons 

a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos pikey types , dids in bricks .

gypos , pykeys , the ings, kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one roof

the waltons by locks heath renegade master November 25, 2010

The Waltz

a man who loves men and cadillacs (not in that order)

The waltz is on the prowl, look out.

The Waltz by cal 007 September 22, 2007

The Walter Matthau Mouth 

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

The Walter Matthau Mouth by captain jeff January 30, 2008