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Twitter Bookin The Face Page 

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.
Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

Julia the @breathinlvxs on twitter

The most amazing fanpage on stan twitter, really REALLY wants a Nintendo, loves Lando and f1. She's drop dead gorgeous and she's super funny.
I BELIEVE IN BREATHINLVXS SUPREMACY
Julia the @breathinlvxs on Twitter is the most amazing person ever. Amen

twitter's white boy of the month 

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.
Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."

stan twitter’s white boy of the month 

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse

The world is your Twitter 

Said to someone with the incessant need to make their business everyone's business
-OR-
To someone comfortable with sharing information about themselves with strangers
*Ring*

1: Hello?

2: Hey, can you talk?

1: Later, I'm taking a dump right now.

2: Ugh...dude...the world is your Twitter.

1: Oh, sorry