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The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.
I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!
The shits of it by timmy leary September 25, 2010

giving me the shits 

to annoy or bother someone to the point where they can't stand it anymore. Related to 'getting shitty' with someone or something. Similar to annoying the crap out of someone or driving them up the wall.

Also sometimes used to refer to a case of diarrhoea or 'the runs' or 'the trots'.
Stop it Barry, you're giving me the shits!
This thing gives me the shits.
Watch it, I'm starting to get the shits with you mate!
This job really gives me the shits.
After eating those oreos I got a bad case of the shits.
the shits by Pyro November 21, 2002

cracked the shits 

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.
"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
cracked the shits by Schmain May 20, 2008
Is a way of saying diarrhoea or violent shitting. The shits involves sitting on the toilet pan and basically shitting out your guts in liquid form. It's like pissing shit out your anus in other words. The shits is not a very pleasant experience unless your a complete shit loving wierdo who enjoys urinating brown liquid out of his/her ass. The shits has many different causes. One of them is by eating food with a very hot pepper sauce on it. After eating extremely spicy food, the explosive diarrhoea experience is even worse than usual. The inside of the ass cheeks burn something awful and it is like someone has shoved a flame thrower up your rectum and pressed the trigger. The shits can also be caused by food poisoning (eating something that is not cooked properly). In this case vomiting may also happen.
''Aw dude, I was eating this unbelievably hot curry with extra hot sauce and I had the shits for like a week''

''I need the toilet, I can tell this is going to be the shits''

Q - ''What's the shits?''
A - ''Explosive diarrhoea dude''

Q - ''What's that awful smell man?''
A - ''Aw sorry dude I had the shits''

Q - ''Wanna hang out?''
A - ''Sorry I can't, I'm having the shits''
The Shits by JOBBYpantsss June 2, 2010

crack the shits 

to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...
He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot
crack the shits by dancer01 April 4, 2005