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Hitting The Slopes 

A sexual act where a person is riding a dick while simultaneously jacking off two guys that are on either side of the person being fucked thus simulating a person skiing.
Hitting The Slopes:
A sexual act where a person is riding a dick while simultaneously jacking off two guys that are on either side of the person being fucked thus simulating a person skiing.

riding the slopes 

verb - the act of snorting cocaine
Yo, Tony is riding the slopes tonight
riding the slopes by Izzy Perez August 31, 2006

Hitting the slopes 

Ever since he got with Chung-Li, Glenn has been hitting the slopes exclusively. He's got the yellow fever bad.
Hitting the slopes by BenSmith April 27, 2006

Ski the Slopes 

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.
1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.
Ski the Slopes by INFAMOUS C January 9, 2004

Hit the Slopes 

Single.. bacholer
Screw relationships, i'm going to hit the slopes.
Hit the Slopes by FontE November 5, 2003

sloshed on the slopes 

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.
Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.