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The Side-to-Side Dance 

The act of walking towards another person (Usually of the oppisite sex) until you reach the same point there at. You stop, then move sideways, but they do the same thing. So basically, you end up moving side to side until the other person realizes they have to go the opposite way as they were going before.
Jake: Dude I just had the Side-To-Side dance with Roshell!

Brian: Dude, I HATE when that Happens!
The Side-to-Side Dance by CabBagel November 4, 2010
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The Side House Salad 

When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.
Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym

"The Side House Salad"
The Side House Salad by Browntown769 February 11, 2021

The Other Side Shout 

Whenever you're entering a car and everyone in the car tells you to get in on the other side.
Every single time Sally comes to the car, we have to do The Other Side Shout.
The Other Side Shout by candiceeee January 31, 2010

look on the bright side is suicide 

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

The Upper West Side Soweto 

Vampire Weekend.
"What genre of music do you listen to?"

"The Upper West Side Soweto, it's great."

The Sunny Side Up Starfish 

A sex position in which the “receiver” needs to do little to no work and lays much like a starfish.

The male lays on their back with their partner laying on top of him face up. The person on the bottom places their hands on their partners upper back and hooks their feet under the back of thier partner’s legs. They then begin to raise and lower them while having intercourse.
Guy: If we have sex tonight, can you be on top?
Girl: I don’t have much energy. I feel like I’m just going to starfish.
Guy: Sure babe! How bout we compromise and we’ll do The Sunny Side Up Starfish?