Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump by Penny Man August 4, 2008

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shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

shine the weasel by G1969 November 6, 2017

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Shine the horn

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female

I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.

Shine the horn by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022

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Shine the shoe

A dance move where one flicks their ankle in a left to right motion while bending forward towards said ankle, shimmying your shoulders and moving your hands as if you were shining your shoe

Have you seen the way Rach does the "shine the shoe"? She's such a good dancer.

Shine the shoe by shinemyshoe January 27, 2018

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the sun will shine on us again

Words said by our beloved marvel character Loki before A FUCKING UGLY PRUNE STRANGLED HIM TO DEATH (even though most the fandom know he's probably still alive amen to our beloved trickster)

IT IS ONE OF THE MOST TRIGGERING LINES FOR ANY MARVEL FAN SAME GOES FOR "I don't wanna go, I'm sorry" said by our beloved peter Parker aka spider man THE RUSSOS CAN FUCK OF WITH THEIR BULLSHIT OF TOM HIDDLESTON IS TOO OLD TO PLAY LOKI BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE. IS. ALIVE.

Loki to Thor "the sun will shine on us again"

the sun will shine on us again by cupcakessssssss June 21, 2018

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When the sunshine we shine together

Told You I Would Be Here Forever! Looks Like You Like Rihanna’s Song Umbrella!

when the sunshine we shine together!

told you I would be here forever!

When the sunshine we shine together by canyon is dumb June 27, 2021

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imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024

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