Sit on the pie 

Verb- A phrase for when one does something very stupid, ruining a previously joyous event, like buying a pie and then accidentally sitting on it.

"He did what?! He crashed his new car?! Wow, he really sat on the pie this time!"

"Now this is an important meeting, don't sit on the pie and embarrass us again!"

"You forgot your son's birthday cake?! Way to sit on the pie Dick!"

Sit on the pie by D. Bagg March 20, 2012

Come for the food, stay for the pie 

To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.

"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"

Come for the food, stay for the pie by Pontianak December 6, 2003

slice the pie 

A popular method of clearing a room in a tactical assault. Used in IDPA and other shooting competitions

Matt sliced the pie like a true operator with his AR.

slice the pie by mrPickles September 6, 2004

Slicin the Pie

1. Using a slicing device to divide the baked good into equal servings for the eaters.
2. Using a buring device to divide the bowled goods into equal servings for the smokers.

Only 1/3 of the bowl was burned by each council member to avoid wiping any ass.

Slicin the Pie by foug March 30, 2003

smother the pie 

masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie

Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie.

smother the pie by Kevo K May 9, 2008

Spotteh The Pie Monster 

The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.

'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'

or,

'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'

Spotteh The Pie Monster by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010

take a bite of the shit pie! 

A gritty phrase to describe how everyone who is part of any organization needs to do what they don’t want to do some of the time.

It’s time for you to step up and take a bite of the shit pie!

take a bite of the shit pie! by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021