Jump the Kangaroo 

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.

"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."

Jump the Kangaroo by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022

ricky the kangaroo 

Ricky the Kangaroo is a awesome kangaroo who died in a fatal car-shed accident
RIP:Ricky

Aw man, i miss Ricky the kangaroo he was so cool

ricky the kangaroo by IsaacIsPoopyBum July 29, 2014

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

petting the kangaroo by bj447799 October 7, 2009

Austin The Kangaroo 

a side character from backyardigans, Tasha The Hippo was better.

Austin The Kangaroo sucks.

Austin The Kangaroo by thickynicky37 November 12, 2020

strangling the kangaroo 

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

strangling the kangaroo by smokestyle December 24, 2021

What in the Flying Kangaroo 

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

What in the Flying Kangaroo by Wasn’t Me November 22, 2020

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky 

Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.

We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky by JennyDusa October 13, 2010