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Daisy the dog 

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
Daisy the dog by Crosonte October 18, 2018

Daisy the dog 

Nice kind will eat socks also loves you very much. Also will defend you
Daisy the dog by Animal love 123 October 15, 2021

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017

The Daily Wire 

A right wing hate group funded by billionaires to stoke a culture war while the billionaires bribe our politicians to make it easier to exploit the working class.
Oh, you watch The Daily Wire? I have a bridge to sell you, it's pretty cool, it's a transphobic bridge.
The Daily Wire by HellWhyNot May 23, 2023

The Daily Mail 

1.An awful newspaper with bad,bad jounalism.
It supported the nazis (no joke),is anti-abortion,anti-imigration,racist and homophobic.
Only last week it attacked My Chemical Romance and other such emo bands in a manner reminiscent of post-Columbine articles about Marylin Manson.The aricle claimed the band promote self harm and warned parents about the "dangerous" emo cult. Incredibly,it also caled Green Day emo.
In short,if The Daily Mail had it's way all teenagers would be locked up,the BNP would rule the country and we'd all wear swastikas.
2.A story made up of unbelievable lies is often reffered to as "Daily Mail-esqe"
" The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry)."

"The courting of misery and death is a long-established teenage tradition. How many bedroom walls have been plastered with posters of drippy pre-Raphaelite heroines, or Marc Bolan or Kurt Cobain?"

"But compared to the music, the poetry is positively cheerful. The Gothic bands have names such as Bloody, Dead And Sexy or Colder Than Death."

Qoutes from The Daily Mail.
2."And then the black guy stole my baby and the gay man shot my husband and then the emo kid commited suicide right there in front of me!"
"Are you from The Daily Mil?"

FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!
The Daily Mail by bandanasrerad August 31, 2006

The Dairy 

Where Kenny Rodgers was raised, bitch.
Hi, I'm Kenny Rodgers and welcome to Jackass. We're doing the Dairy Challenge!
The Dairy by Tylertc13 November 5, 2010