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peel the avacado~ 

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Something a cute person says
" Let's hang out and peel the avacado~ " -A cutie
peel the avacado~ by ZMS December 3, 2017
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the avocado • The Avocado Effect • The Avocado man • lay the avocado • Cutting the Avocado • popping the avocado • fuck i forgot the avocados • The slippery avocado • The Slippery Avocado® • An avocado in the gutter

fuck i forgot the avocados

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When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit
Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados
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The Slippery Avocado® 

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The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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