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The Oxford Girl 

The Oxford Girl is an elusive creature; the closest many have got is through a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl...

Many questions have been asked about her such as; did she pay a price for making them look twice? Did she pass them by? Did she dare to meet their eye? Did she scorn them all and did they understand?

There were also allegations that she was a grief to her father, a lover to her brother, temptation to her betters and unfaithful to her lover.

She says she never had a chance to prove them wrong and in my opinion we shouldn't listen to the gossip and someone like Oyster Band should write a song about her. She's just that amazing
"Hey, you know The Oxford Girl?"
"No :( but I met a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl"
"WOW I think I'm a little bit in love with her."
"Yea me too!" legends
The Oxford Girl by mustang kitty August 20, 2010

The Oxfam Beast 

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.

The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.
John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"
The Oxford Dictionary by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! 

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.
During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

The Oxford Feeling 

Normally beginning the night before a deadline, or a few weeks before exams, The Oxford Feeling is the slow realisation that there is simply not enough time to write an acceptable essay/pass exams. It is invariably accompanied by the feelings of complete and total stress, bewilderment, and helplessness.
Alex: 'Fuck me what's wrong with Lucy, she looks like she's about to jump out of the window?'
Soz: 'She's got The Oxford Feeling'.
The Oxford Feeling by michs May 24, 2010

quit the oxygen habit 

to die , to no longer need oxygen to survive.
Liberace quit the oxygen habit

die death oxygen habit breathing