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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! 

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

Silence of the Lambs 

The best movie ever. It won 5 Academy Awards and was nominated for 2 more
Silence of the Lambs won Best Actor (Anthony Hopkins), Best Actress (Jodie Foster), Best Director (Jonathan Demme), Best Picture, And Best Adapted Screenplay

Silence of the Lambs pit 

1. A well-like pit, dug into the dirt floor of a basement, in which a captive female is kept, as in the movie "Silence of the Lambs."

2. A funny thing to say about a creepy guy at work who is suspected to be a pervert.

silence of the lambs dance 

To accurately recreate the insane, human flesh wearing dance by Buffalo Bill from the movie "Silence of the Lambs" by putting on lipstick, rubbing your nipple ring, and sticking your penis in betwixt your legs while wearing a robe.
Oh baby, when you do that silence of the lambs dance it gets me so hot. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Sacrificing the lamb 

Act of cutting a girl off. Definitely a girl that makes you think she is innocent (lamb) but is constantly going behind your back and thinking you don't know what is going on.
Damn man, I had to sacrifice the lamb this weekend because I found out about a whole bunch of shit she did. You should try sacrificing the lamb and trying to find another girl. She is doing you dirty.