thankle 

An exaggeration of 'cankle'. Whereas 'cankle' is a contraction of 'calf-ankle', 'thankle' is 'thigh-ankle'. Indicates that there isn't just no discernable ankle, but no knee either.

Speaker 1. Sally has such cankles.
Speaker 2. No, they're not just cankles, they're THANKLES!

thankle by Aoife303 November 12, 2006

gee, thanks 

Horribly sarcastic remark after someone insults you or something you've created

Me: "Check out these lyrics I wrote, man."
Kev: "Those suck, mate."
Me: "Gee, thanks."

gee, thanks by MrDak November 7, 2004

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Thanks for nothing 

A sarcastic expression of frustration or displeasure at someone/thing.

More literal definition: I have no thanks for you because you aren't doing what I want or did something I didn't want.

Example 1:
*toothless, the dragon, flies wildly, terrifying the girl Hiccup's with*
"Thanks for nothing you useless reptile" (How to Train Your Dragon)

Example 2:
"You were supposed to bring hotdog buns! Thanks for nothing."

Thanks for nothing by drag0 July 19, 2012

Thanks Obama 

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Barack Obama.

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.

"I stepped out in the middle of the street this morning and almost got hit by a car....Thanks Obama!"

"I just got a paper cut...Thanks Obama!"

Thanks Obama by Sarah N Dipity August 25, 2013

Thanks Captain Obvious 

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

Thanks Captain Obvious by crazy hooker October 11, 2009

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...

Thanksgiving Tetris by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009