Tartan two hander 

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

Tartan two hander by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Tartan Suitcase 

The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs

- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn

Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.

Tartan Suitcase by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018

tartan bear 

Affectionate slang term for a Hairy Scottish man. Normally irresistible to the same sex. Known for lifting weights.

Oh my! Chris is such a tartan bear! I would totally sleep with that weightlifting hairy sexpot!

tartan bear by Banana Bear March 20, 2019

Tartan Tory 

A Scottish person who supports the Conservative Party and is wearing a kilt either for the bants or for an event.

MAJ is wearing a kilt to the wedding, he's a Tartan Tory.

Tartan Tory by Chezzabelle March 27, 2021

Tartan Tranny 

Tartan Tranny Transvestite a male from Scotland or of Scottish heritage who hides behind the excuse of National Dress in order to wear womens clothing in public

Look over there at that sweaty Sock in his skirt he's such a Tartan Tranny

Tartan Tranny by Stolen_Monkey April 13, 2007

tartan prancer 

The #1 best selling vehicle in Albania, commonly used to describe vehicle's you dont know the make/model of but think are cool.

"Wow look at those tartan prancers next to us so cool"
"Those are honda civics Jimmy."

tartan prancer by Theusedsubcompact September 12, 2020

Tartan, tarUtan, tartaN 

Tartan, tarUtan, tartaN

Tartan, tarUtan, tartaN

Tartan, tarUtan, tartaN by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025