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Tank Top Siraj 

A bona fide tank top lover. The one and only tank top master. Will fucking reck anyone in his path
Wow I love Tank Top Siraj. Did you see his pecks move when someone called him shilpi?
Tank Top Siraj by Meteor Jamal August 10, 2021

tank top friday

The most gay holiday that could ever be created.
Also, any person that is stupid enough to celebrate this holiday should be segregated from everyone else, because this holiday can be known to cause gayness in others around you
"Hey, you heard about those gay kids from Harbor?"
"Oh yeah,I heard they celebrated Tank Top Friday last week

Tank top Al 

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.
"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"
Tank top Al by anonymous March 10, 2022

tank top tony 

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.
My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

Sherman tank top 

A slang term for a ballistic vest. It is referring to the WW II tank M4 Sherman.
That bar is the kind of place the cops don't come in unless they wear a Sherman tank top.
Sherman tank top by CptAhab February 22, 2012

Like a tank top 

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.
I scored a goal! Like a tank top!
Like a tank top by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021