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When a woman tries to speak while performing fellatio.
"John thought he heard his wife say 'I love you' while giving him head, but it was hard to understand her cock-talk"
Cock-Talk by King Pontus November 22, 2009

No Cock No Talk 

To simply put it if you don’t have a cock don’t talk about the experiences and struggles of men in a negative manner
Omg men are so timid at they have no feeling - Suzy

Omg shut the fuck up Suzy No Cock No Talk -Brian

tough talk for a fella with a small cock 

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock

Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome 

1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.
-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.

walk, talk, and cock block 

The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.
Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.

Guy B: No, why?

Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.

Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.

Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.

(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)