table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

*drop books on table 

signature move of Simon Lo

student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here

*drop books on table by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

table kun 

An innocent table that got sexually assault by Nina as she masturbate with Table Kun’s edge. Table Kun was a gentle table use by the student council in Code Geass.

We must protect Table Kun from sexual assaults.

table kun by AAuthor October 19, 2020

Taclear 

A masculine female with average sized boobs.

"Taclear is so hot, wouldn't you agree?"

Taclear by speartaros dad that ran away May 30, 2021

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

Crafting table 

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny

Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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Crafting table by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020

steam table 

Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.

Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.

steam table by Arthur in Hoboken July 26, 2018