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The 3rd largest city in Washington and home of the Tacoma Rainiers a triple AAA afilliate of the Seattle Mariners. Has one of the highest rates of car theft in the country and a burgeoning meth problem (thats only shadowed by Spokane's). There are many museums in Tacoma including a native american exhibit and some odd ones like a viper and beard museum.
John Smith- Where ya from, holla?
Jane Doe- Spokane's cousin except with less class, culture, and population
John Smith- Ahhhh....Tacoma
Tacoma by Malik 8 April 18, 2006
Commonly confused as the second largest city in Washington.
It is, in fact, the fourth largest city, behind Seattle, Spokane, and Vancouver, population wise.
The city offers a Washington State History Museum, Glass Museum and Art Museum, as well as the University of Washington Tacoma Campus. The city has hosted the Tall Ships festival twice.
Tacoma is also home to the Tacoma Dome and the Tacoma Rainiers minor league baseball team.
Tacoma: cooler than Seattle, since we don't have so many liberal weirdos. =
Tacoma by DramaSparky October 17, 2008
An enormous shit hole located roughly 30 miles south of SEATTLE. Tacoma was named the most romantic city in the United States (no joke) and if you live in western Washington you know what a huge joke that is. Often regarded as the ghetto of western Washington.
Guy from Tacoma: wud up my nigger, lets bounce from this house.

Guy from Seattle: Fag
Tacoma by bizzzzzzzup March 1, 2011
When you stuffed your face so full of tacos that pass out.
I ate so many tacos on taco Tuesday that I went into a tacoma!
Tacoma by AkilandJill July 29, 2016
In the event that one travels to a shady inner city taco joint and indulges themselves in substandard underpriced tacos. When the said tacos are consumed, excessive bloating and degradation of the anal integrity occur. When this happen, it's possible to be in a taco induced coma, hence Tacoma.
My buddy, and ratchet ass hooker friend, got so high and so many tacos, we were in a Tacoma.
Tacoma by Drooling Clam September 19, 2015
Guy 1: "Dude don't tacoma me"
Guy 2: "Your testicles are in my sight
tacoma by jimmykabob April 8, 2013