T.M.I. Scale 

A system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man's penis, as refered to on South Park.

Guy 1: Bro, i measured my dick and its an 8.3 on the T.M.I. Scale!

Guy 2: Nice dude.

T.M.I. Scale by Ryry March 17, 2012

T.M.I.

T.M.I.; Abbreviation for "too much information".

When ailing Mr.Guzbukket attempted to fill his fragile daughter-in-law in on the details of his recent bowel movement, she ran from the room screaming, "T.M.I.! T.M.I.!"

T.M.I. by D.DeMuth November 19, 2007

t.m. revolution 

A very popular Japanese Rock/Pop star. Recently has started releasing albums and playing small concerts in the US.

Did you see T.M. Revolution's new PV? It kicked ass!

t.m. revolution by ^_^;; May 13, 2005

t.m.i. TMZ

When someone shares too much personal information about someone else's private life when gossiping.

Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"

Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"

Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."

Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."

t.m.i. TMZ by NCdubmixer February 18, 2011

T.M.I.

Too much information.

I told the Nurse I was very shriveled from the cold operating room and that she could have a tough time getting my penis into the portable urinal. Her reply was TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

T.M.I. by relieved December 15, 2003

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. 

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009

T.M.T. 

Too Much Trouble
Used in times of Great Laziness, when shaving off every expendable syllable is ideal. Often paired with "Whatev."

"Hey, let's see a movie today."
"What's playing?"
".....meh. TMT."

"You forgot my birthday again? That's it. We're through."
"Whatev, TMT."

T.M.T. by Huey Peterson February 6, 2005