synonymoplaglockogyn 

Noun. Any word that gives the listener(s) a radical feeling so much so that something happens within their body that is expressed in an obnoxious and physical manner.

When Daniel says the word "tulip" to Gabby, Gabby sneezes.
"Tulip" would be Gabby's synonymoplaglockogyn.

Anytime someone says "tractor" to Steven, a pimple grows instantly on Steven's face.

Everytime Jimmy says the word "hammer" to Andrew, Andrew wets himself. "Hammer" would be Andrew's synonymoplaglockogyn.

When Ashley says "reindeer" to Angela, Angela orgasms and then faints. "Reindeer" would be Angela's synonymoplaglockogyn.

Anytime the word "bamboo" is said in Jacob's presence, he has seizure. "Bamboo" would be Jacob's synonymoplaglockogyn.

synonymoplaglockogyn by Josh Fishbein February 9, 2008

synanimous

Being wholly tranced-in to the groove, or with somebody. Deeper than just being 'in love'.

I spent the week on a sailboat with this guy I met at the World Beat festival, and we were like completely synanimous in the spirit of the sea and sounds together.

synanimous by Christine Malchev July 29, 2005

synantymous 

description of two nouns in which though they are alike, also are opposites of one another at the exact same time.

Michael and Sofia are synantymous. Though they both are excellent musicians, during the pledge of allegiance, Michael speeds up so he can be done with it already while Sofia enjoys her time and is last in completing the pledge.

synantymous by allstate2010 June 22, 2010

synonyms: fugly 

Fucking ugly

That bitch is "fugly".

Steven Anthony Waltermire left his girlfriend because she is "fugly"

"Synonyms: fugly" , hideous, your mother, butt-ugly, disgrace to humanity

synonyms: fugly by Meevets November 5, 2013

synonyms: jerk-off 

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.

Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)

synonyms: jerk-off by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013

Synonymonize 

the process of using the Microsoft Word synonym function to change words in a paper

"Hey, can you edit my paper?"
"Email it to me so I can synonymonize it."

Synonymonize by jeckajecka December 5, 2011

synonyms: asshole 

Adolf, or, alternatively, Hitler. (Although commonly thought to be a comparison between Germany's leader during WWII and people who exhibit this type of personality, the real connection is that a standard method of referring to these people is to call them an "A H" which happens to be Hitler's initials (Adolf Hitler). The fact that Hitler himself was an asshole simply adds icing to the cake.)

1. Get out of my face Adolf!
2. The line starts back here Adolf!
3. Who's the Adolf that cut the cheese?
4. Yeah? Well, you also said you'd pull out in time, Adolf!
5. How many lanes do you need Adolf?
6. As a matter of fact, Adolf, I do know everything.
7. You are such an Adolf!
8. I looked up Synonyms: asshole and I found your picture Adolf.

synonyms: asshole by J.D. Lord May 28, 2008