Sunscreen eater

A sunscreen eater is a person (or thing) that consumes sunscreen on order to protect itself from the sun. It was made popular by the well-known ROBLOX youtuber called Flamingo, but he is also known as Albert. You can identify a sunscreen eater by seeing white patched around there mouth where sunscreen failed to enter their mouth.

Albert: "Mmm I really like sunscreen" (impression of a sunscreen eater)
Sunscreen eater: "STOP MAKINGF FUN OG ME!!!!"

Sunscreen eater by ARandomChild January 20, 2021

Sunscreen Surprise

When you ejaculate on another persons stomach after sex and before you even notice the women forcibly hugs you.

"Dude she is so dog, she sunscreen surprised me! I never saw it coming!"

Sunscreen Surprise by Slayinator235 October 21, 2011

Sydney Sunscreen 

The act of being asked to apply sunscreen on someones back and responding by ejaculating onto their back and rubbing it in.

Tom: Wow, you're back is so burnt! How come you didn't put on any sunscreen at the beach?

Corey: I gave Alex the sunscreen to do it but the bastard sydney sunscreened me!

Sydney Sunscreen by The F3llas February 12, 2012

Dutch Sunscreen 

When a guy, during sex, pulls out of the woman and ejaculates all over her face. The jizz must thoroughly cover her face, making it look like the receiver was putting on sunscreen.

Me: Hey dude, I just finished doing a Dutch Sunscreen.
Guy: Way to Go.
Me: It was on your mom.
Guy: . . .

Dutch Sunscreen by Royce McMillan May 25, 2010

Secondhand Sunscreen 

Secondhand sunscreen is the unwanted spray of sunscreen you receive from the a**hole who uses the whole can of sunscreen on themselves.

I was at the beach and I was about to apply sunscreen, when the guy next to me unloaded his can all over himself thus getting me. I didn't need sunscreen because he got me too. Talk about secondhand sunscreen.

Secondhand Sunscreen by which hunt? September 7, 2010

Mexican Sunscreen 

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one

-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen

Mexican Sunscreen by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011

sunscreen 

means you got straight up burned by the sun; crispy ass guy

if you ever see someone that has sun burn or is dark as hell, you refer to them as "sunscreen" instead of like "crispy"

Kris: Damn, you so sunscreen man
Shaaban: Yeah man, I forgot my sunblock and that sun burned the shit out of me.

sunscreen by Shaaban999 August 27, 2009