sueder 

n. (SWAY - DER) Cultural kissing cousin of the Burnout. An individual who embodies the mid 70s to late 8os culture of classic rock/metal fan. Accepts role as sub-citizen in order to deify their rock and metal heroes. Has the special ability to make a seat out of any surface anytime, anywhere.

1. All the sueders were totally fuckin devastated to hear that the Iron Maiden concert was cancelled.

2. Following the last minute cancellation of the Iron Maiden concert, hundreds of sueders sat stoically smoking their Marlboro Red cigarettes.

sueder by Dr. Stoppage August 2, 2005

SueDeb 

A typically white female co-worker in a cubicle setting. Often named Susan, Suzanne, Sue, Debbie, or Deb. Lives in a suburb and is terrified of the "city" and anything associated with it. Sports a haircut that implies she'd always like to speak to the manager. Wears Christmas sweaters in February. Always likes to talk to you but only about her child's high school sports or church outings.

"OMG that SueDeb from Accounting is coming over here - I better make it look like I'm on a conference call."

SueDeb by annoyedateverything October 18, 2018

Suede Patches 

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

Suede Patches by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Suedey Denims

A style of trouser that resembles denim but feel like suede, similar in style to Chinos.

That dude looks cool in those suedey denims!

Suedey Denims by Thejerv June 23, 2011

Suedeheading 

The denominalization of the word suedehead.
From the Morrissey song of the same name.
When an ex-lover won't leave you alone, even when you keep telling them it's over. To the point where you're sick of them and just remember the good sex you two once had.

My ex boyfriend is suedeheading me. He keeps calling and texting. It was fun but it's over now.

Suedeheading by LOOPY! January 2, 2018

pink suede elephant 

the secret that someone is gay, everybody knows it, but wont admit it.

"it's like there's a pink suede elephant in the middle of the room, and nobody's allowed to talk about" - Miranda Hobbs, Sex and the City

pink suede elephant by pinksuede June 5, 2009

Lady Suede 

The soft fuzz on the surface of a woman's body. Especially on her upper, lip, chin and cheek bones.

The studio catch her lady suede. Can we edit that out?

Lady Suede by Davandisa January 18, 2012