suck my cows 

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

suck my cows by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 12, 2018

Suck My Richard 

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.

This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.

Suck My Richard by ae7 August 5, 2010

suck my bitch 

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier

oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!

suck my bitch by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018

suck my dick eye 

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

suck my dick eye by duckkiller May 25, 2012

suck my dick 

you dont care about that person or what they have to say

ex 1

Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick

ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome

Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.

suck my dick by the realist nigga alive October 13, 2014

Suck My Peen 

A sentence usually used by famous Fortnite Twitch streamer TFue

(Kills someone that spams his buildings with a legendary p90) "Suck My Peen Bro"

Suck My Peen by mjdrnts September 6, 2018

suck my pumpkin 

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.

Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?

suck my pumpkin by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021