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Skype daddy 

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.
Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”
Skype daddy by PJMac August 1, 2012
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Scissor Skype 

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
Scissor Skype by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012
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Buzz Stopes 

Legendary meme creator and comedian of the highest caliber, particularly good at satire and subverting expectations.
That joke was Buzz Stopes clever, and is sure to piss off ignorant plebs.
Buzz Stopes by Real_Wolfman_Dan January 19, 2022

skypemob 

Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena.
See if we can get his number and skypemob him!

ref: (facebook.com/pages/Jonathan-from-spotify/100858681286?ref=nf)
skypemob by jungboho July 18, 2009

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

Skype Bang 

Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)
Skype Bang by Rowley Heffley February 2, 2020

skype-typing 

Using an instant message service to communicate while video-call skyping with the volume turned off. No verbal words are necessary during the conversation, but you can still see the person you're talking to.
Nick-Hey can we skypetype tonight? I wanna see you but I cant talk everyone will be asleep.

Hannah-Yeah I wanna skypetype tonight! I dont want to wake people up but I still get to see you, skype-typing is awesome!
skype-typing by NickBsquared January 20, 2010