stuyvesant 

not all what its hyped up to be... ugly ass bitches n some fucked up guys.

...... do we really need one?

stuyvesant by aj September 1, 2004

stuyvesant 

A place for people with no social lives.

I should have gone there. But I didn't get a 48834634896786 on the exam.

stuyvesant by Anonymous September 11, 2003

stuyvesant 

A school for the criminally insane. Althought it is rumoured to be one of the "great" schools of New York, it isn't. The only thing great about Stuyvesant is its building, which was made quite recently. This building, of course, was originally designed for Brooklyn Technical High School but they turned it down. The reason you need a high score on the entrance exam is to ensure that you're insane enough to study for a test that makes little difference in your life.

--You go to Stuy?
--Yea
--What's your SAT score?
--1500
--Uh huh, can you please tell me exactly how much material one would need in order to make a 50 mL coke can, with the top and bottom layers having triple layering? Keep in mind you are looking for the minimum amount of material.
--duuuuuurrrrrr...whaaaaaaa? Go away, that's too hard...go ask a Techie

stuyvesant by Chemical Hazard January 1, 2005

Stuyvesant 

An elite high school in south western Manhattan. Half of the people there will make weed 2.0 and the other half will end up doing that weed. However, the one thing that unites us all is depression.

Stuyvesant is the best and worst decision you can make.

Stuyvesant by Nichtionary November 27, 2022

Stuyvesant Falls 

Just some random town out in the middle of no where where your closest neighbor lives 20 miles away. These people are all into NASCAR, farming, being in each others business, and riding horses. This town is also blessed with the worlds largest a**hole. He enjoys destroying other peoples lives and making them his personal yes men. It is the best place to live!!

Xavier: Where do live?
Rachel: Stuyvesant Falls
Xavier: Where is that?
Rachel: The middle of no where!!
Xavier: Oh, oh I've heard of that place! Isn't that where the worlds biggest a**hole lives!!
Rachel: Yes!! :(

Stuyvesant Falls by jesusappleseeds July 18, 2011

bedford stuyvesant 

A cool and up coming community in the middle of Brooklyn. The neighborhood has a nice mix of old southern soul, spicy Caribbean mix, progressive forward thinkers, trendy condo owners and small fascinating businesses. Used to be thought of as high crime about a decade ago- but this has changed greatly as the community has built itself up and had many others move in and build alongside them.

I wanted to move to NYC but Manhattan is so expensive and the Bronx is so laid back so i moved to bedford stuyvesant and its just enough city and charm!

bedford stuyvesant by Saphirrra December 4, 2011

Bedford Stuyvesant 

Mainly a Black Community, Bedford Stuyvesant, or Bed-Stuy is one of the oldest neighborhoods in Brooklyn. Today, Bedford Stuyvesant is a real bad neighborhood to be and to live in. Mayor Michael Bloomberg of 2005, declared Bed-Stuy the most dangerous, dirty, and highest crime rate neighborhood out of Brooklyn. Over the last year, Bedford Stuyvesant has gotten a little bit better and very few parts a little cleaner. Bed-Stuy is also bordered by Canarsie, East New York, New Lots and is not to far from the Brooklyn Border.

Everyday, I take the L-Train to Bedford Stuyvesant to get to my school.

Bedford Stuyvesant by GAME50 November 9, 2005