straight pipe'n it 

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.

"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

straight pipe'n it by reignoverme June 26, 2009

Straight pipe no border 

Straight pipe no border, expressed more commonly in its abbreviated form, "SPNB".

Defined as the absence of the typical male contraceptive (Condom) during coitus.

In more general senses, can be used to delineate the use of a straight exhaust system on a motor vehicle.

I porked a total nade Straight Pipe No Border last night! I need to get checked out asap!

Straight pipe no border by Bottle_o_Beer September 23, 2010

Colombian Straight Pipe 

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

Colombian Straight Pipe by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021

West Virginia straight pipe 

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.

Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

West Virginia straight pipe by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe 

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Straight Piped 

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.

Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.

Straight Piped by Kren Markland July 18, 2021

straight piper 

A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.

"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"

straight piper by Benji Barker March 8, 2008