Skip to main content

shouting groceries 

The act of throwing up, vomiting, puking, making street pizza. Used in an episode of NCIS, 30 Oct 2007.
Where's Bertha? She went that way, shouting groceries!
shouting groceries by AlstottsNo1Fan November 19, 2007

dinner scouting 

When your local restaurant is utterly unable to list what they are serving for dinner and you have to go see for yourself.
Are we having dinner at the restaurant today?
What are they having?
No idea, let's go dinner scouting.

God dang it, I'm hungry. Let's go dinner scouting.

Snouting the Rose 

Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.
He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.

beaver snouting 

similar to teabagging but the woman is on top, favored by sororities.
Jennie (or Roger) passed out.
Sarah shouted, "Get the camera; Beaver snouting!"
Sarah lifted her dress, she was commando...
beaver snouting by funify trio April 26, 2009

Scouting 

After you meet a girl at the bar or at a party you check her myspace or facebook to make sure she is legit.
"Dude I did some scouting today. That chick seems pretty good."
Scouting by Beer-Run August 1, 2008

MILF scouting 

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.
"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"
MILF scouting by Wangdalf January 30, 2008