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I’ve stitched my bumhole up 

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013

switched up 

when a person suddenly changes their behavior towards you for the worst.
Aw man, I used to fuck with her heavy but she switched up.

switched at birth 

A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.
Wow! Switched At Birth is such an amazing TV show!

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)
Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
Snitches Get Stitches by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

Stitchens 

Stitchens is a word for fornicating.

You give a girl the stitchens!

Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!
"Yo, tonight I got a fine girl comin over and I'm going to give her the stitchens!"
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!
Stitchens by BigB0i October 5, 2011