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Star Platinum 

dude, have you seen Star Platinum in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? He's such a punchy boi.
What?!? who's Star Platinum, I only know of hamon!
Star Platinum by RobotGamer08 September 6, 2020

star platinum 

a ghost that is obtained by stabbing yourself with a cool arrow and hope you dont get trash and get the world (Za Warūdo) Or Star platinum (Star Purachina)

dont actually do this you will die
star platinum is spooky ghost has power to stop time and punch with fast reflexes and can kill a gay vampire that can also stop time but was too cocky and died to a weaker version of him making him obtain skill issue

star platinum : za hando 

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando

Star Platinum: Za WARUDO 

ZA WARUDO was originally used by DIO to active his time-stopping stance, but since DIO and Jotaros stands are similar Araki had to make jotaro stop time
Weeb 1: Star Platinum : ZA WARUDO

Weeb 2: dude sto...

weeb 1: Yare yare daze ORA
Weeb 2: FUCK STOP
Weeb 1: Star Platinum: Za WARUDO

Star platinum: made in heaven 

The act of moving so fast that destroy time and space structure and reset the universe
Person 1: i am a gay priest
Person 2: Star platinum: made in heaven

star platinum lol 

it goes ora something stand power jotaro kujo

and can stop time za warudo
person 1: star platinum za warudo

person 1 also: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

the person who is getting beated up: -help-

person 1: ORAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

star platinum lol