Snowboard 

Abnormally large erect Caucasian penis.

Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"

Snowboard by Maviday February 5, 2010

Snowboard 

the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.

FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.

FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.

Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?

Friend: Dude... its fuckin july

Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.

Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive

Snowboarder: so?

Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.

Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.

Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.

Poser: asshole.

Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)

Snowboard by sky sky22 December 31, 2008

snowboard 

Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.

I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.

snowboard by Doge538 February 26, 2010

snowboard 

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

snowboard by Joe May 13, 2005

Snowboard 

not a sport. it is a form of self-expression. skiing is a sport, it is organized, it is strict. snowboarding is not. STOP SAYING ITS A SPORT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! ALL YOU POSERS OUT THERE I POSTED THIS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE CRAP DEFINITIONS FOR IT! AND SKIERS, DON'T HECKLE US AND WE DON'T HECKLE YOU! IN FACT IF YOUR RAGGING ON SNOWBOARDING, YOUR NOT EVEN A LEGIT SKIER!!!!!!

dude you see that kid huck that gnarly 7 on his snowboard?

Snowboard by babarbard March 11, 2009

snowboard 

going to use/snort coke.

yo my man wanna go snowboard before class?

snowboard by tpt January 3, 2008

snowboard 

Skiing is ten times cooler than snowboarding, snowboarders lick my nuts, and they suck ass. Alexa is cool though.

The skier knocked the shit out of the fag on the snowboard

snowboard by chacha April 11, 2005